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Alpha Pibb

Named this because it's what alphas drink yeeeaahhhh brotherrr also because the glass is radioactive

Requirements:

  • Pibb Xtra Syrup
  • Everclear
  • SodaStream
  • Uranium sherbet glass
  • Basic mixing pots and cups

Steps:

  1. Measure out 5 parts everclear and one part syrup into a container (The same ratio the syrup is usually mixed at with water)
  2. Stir if needed and pour mixture into sodastream bottle
  3. Press CO₂ button roughly three times, for one to two seconds each
  4. Pour into glasses; Note: a serving size is one glass, do NOT consume more than one glass or else this happens
  5. Enjoy responsibly

One of the most flavors you will ever feel. The extreme potentness of basically rubbing alcohol combined with the potentness of pibb extract combined into one carbonated drink is something your tastebuds will remember the next morning

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Miyamoto's DS Sushi

Requirements:

  • Personal Trainer cooking for the Nintendo DS (required)
  • Air fryer
  • Machete
  • Follow the shopping list in-game except for the following substitutions:
  • Omit avacado and sake (store did not have these)
  • Substiute kelp for nori (basically the same thing)
  • We did not have rice vinegar, so we used apple cider vinegar

Steps:

  1. For any clarification, consult the instructions on your DS
  2. Cook rice (instant) in the microwave for 110 seconds
  3. Cut cucumber into slices
  4. Make vinegar as instructed and mix with drained rice
  5. Air fry imitation crab for 12 minutes at 350
  6. Mix crab with mayonaise and place with cucumber in nori sheet
  7. Roll sheets into cylinders
  8. Lay the rice out onto a plastic wrap sheet and sprinkle sesame seeds onto it
  9. Roll over prepared nori rolls
  10. Cut rolls into slices shodily with machete
  11. Enjoy!

Preparation had a bit of a time crunch and the rice didn't stick well so they came out just ok. 50% of attendants say they don't regret the experience.
If I were to make any amendments, a hack saw may have a better chance of cutting the sushi without messing up the rice

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Candle Lighter

Requirements:

  • Fuel pump
  • BBQ sparker
  • Tubing and gas tank
  • 12v Battery and wiring
  • Nozzle
  • Fuel line and clamps
  • Check valve (recommended but optional)
  • 50/50 gas diesel mixture
  • Welder

Steps:
Cooking is fairly straightforward

  1. Weld frame together, can be custom shaped
  2. Secure all parts to frame, with sparker being a good distance away from nozzle, battery can be on board or clamp style for portability
  3. Test and make appropriate modifications (nozzle too restrictive or not enough? pump not powerful enough? Tank output diameter too small? Fuel mixture needs adjusting?)
  4. After adjustments and further testing paint frame and resecure parts

Warning: This is the third iteration of this device. The first one was a squirt gun with a flaming cotton ball on the end of a coat hanger, it caught itself on fire. The second was using a windshield washer and the gas ate through the plastic in the pump. I do not recommend making this due to the risk of it exploding in your hands since it is made diy, though it is basically the same as a $600 pre built on market right now so

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Engine Bay Burgers

Requirements:

  • Honda Accord or vehicle with exposed exhaust manifold
  • At least two (2) raw burgers
  • Burger components (cheese, buns, and seasoning)
  • Tinfoil and tongs

Steps:

  1. Season and prepare meat
  2. Place tinfoil on exhaust, place 2 burgers on foil
  3. Start car and cook at 2500rpm for 20 minutues, flipping once
  4. With about 5 minutes remaining place cheese on burgers to melt
  5. Once cooked, shut off car and place burgers on bun
  6. Enjoy!

We chose the cheapest possible burger components which totalled $20 for 4 burgers (including foil) which resulted in mediocore burgers that honestly weren't terrible. One patron saying "I would eat another"

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Grandma's Pepto Chicken

Requirements:

  • Place to cook (we chose an abandoned landfill)
  • Pan and cooking method such as camping stove
  • Pepto Bismol
  • Raw Chicken

Steps:

  1. Place meat in a bowl, or just pan
  2. Pour a generous amount of pepto bismol into bowl, move around chicken to lather it
  3. Start fire and place pan with chicken on top
  4. Cook until appeared done, stirring, flipping, and checking fire
  5. Once cooked, remove chicken and enjoy!

This was inspired by some meme, and it doesn't taste terrible. Mostly just like chicken but with a wierd aftertaste. Would not reccommend unless you have heartburn

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