Tumblr Recipes

A collection of good recipes and recipes from tumblr. Links go to their respective posts, though I'll share my questions, comments, and concerns here.

"Better than Sex" Grilled Cheese

Such good grilled cheese knowledge to have. Prepped just perfect with a l'il bit of green greens b4hand and it's orgasmic. The honey mustard and red pepper and garlic is all amazing but they are right when they say the key ingredient is fancy cheese as it rlly melts into just a perfect ooze. I know it's like $10 a block but it's worth it and will last a while if you shred it urself

Battery Acid Spaghetti

Gave me a headache and sore throat and made my lips and tongue sting and coated my teeth in something but it's not as bad as I expected it to be. I did pop a bubble to see if it would act like that one reblog said, and while it didn't keep it's shape, the remnants did stay on the surface like a popped balloon

White Gilgamesh

TWO THIRDS BEER, ONE THIRD MILK, FROM A GOAT OR OF IT'S ILK. Honestly makes the beer taste better. Gotta drink it fast tho or it curdles the milk. A li'l sour (again if u wait too long.) I also love milk tho so I may be a tad biased but others seemed to enjoy it so maybe it's on to something. This also seems to be the last tumblr recipe that doesn't involve copious amounts of illegal substances


  • Automatic lowering and raising
  • Heat sensor instead of timer for bread


Vintage Crystals

From a mail subscription science kit from 1968. One year off from being able to call these 69 crystals but nevertheless I shall persevere. Inspired by a certain rabbit doing something similar

I got the most out of the Potassium Alum, though the other two did crystalize a l'il bit. I may try this a bit more as there's instructions for Manganese Chloride and Borax crystals, though rn I'm out of time

One of the most flavors you will ever feel. The extreme potentness of basically rubbing alcohol combined with the potentness of pibb extract combined into one carbonated drink is something your tastebuds will remember the next morning

Preparation had a bit of a time crunch and the rice didn't stick well so they came out just ok. 50% of attendants say they don't regret the experience.
If I were to make any amendments, a hack saw may have a better chance of cutting the sushi without messing up the rice

Warning: This is the third iteration of this device. The first one was a squirt gun with a flaming cotton ball on the end of a coat hanger, it caught itself on fire. The second was using a windshield washer and the gas ate through the plastic in the pump. I do not recommend making this due to the risk of it exploding in your hands since it is made diy, though it is basically the same as a $600 pre built on market right now so

We chose the cheapest possible burger components which totalled $20 for 4 burgers (including foil) which resulted in mediocore burgers that honestly weren't terrible. One patron saying "I would eat another"

This was inspired by some meme, and it doesn't taste terrible. Mostly just like chicken but with a wierd aftertaste. Would not reccommend unless you have heartburn

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