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1983 Bronco

Absolute best vehicle I've ever driven in winter. This piece of rust cost me 500 smakeroonies and the directly connected 4 wheel drive transfer case makes it really easy to shift in and out of 2 wheel for drifting around corners. Max speed 95

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1999 Honda Accord

Recently bought this almost rust free for $500. The 4-cylinder runs nearly perfectly and it's the first front wheel drive car I've ever owned. It's got some bulletholes on the drivers side but it's a stick shift so it's gonna be fun as hell to drive in the summer, and I've already got it to go faster than the Bronco.
Edit a few months later: added a spoiler, exhaust, door fabric, fixed an exhaust manifold leak, removed the muffler and hubcaps, burns oil but it's a very fun car

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1984 RX-7

Just picked this up locally for a little over a grand. Runs and drives fine, has a few small problems but all the apex seals seem fine and the angry little triangle spins very smoothly. Has some american racing wheels on it too, gonna be a fun project car and fun in general to drive around.

Gaming PC

Recent build with mid-grade 2016 parts. I thought a milk crate would be a lot funnier than a pc case, so I zip tied everything to that. The power button is a doorbell and it's got two monitors and an IBM model M right now. None of the 3 hard drives are secured, for easy access

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Nintendo Switch

The most modern console I have (as of time of writing), and it's got a pretty good game lineup and being both portable and a home console. I replaced the back plastics with clear. Other consoles I own include an NES, SNES, gameboys, a few ps1s, wii, xbox 360, ps4, Nspire CX, and new3DSxl

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Ness Main Controller

I saw a post, bought an off brand gamecube controller, and got to making this thing. It fully works (what's left to work anyways) and is horrendous to use in smash

I have similar plans with some N64 controllers I recently aquired

Retro PC

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Win98 computer with top of the line components from 1999, slotted Pentium III, nvidia RIVA TNT2, creative soundblaster live! with front drive, Gravis gamepad pro, and iOmega zip disk drive. All tied together with a focus mechanical keyboard and a sony trinitron monitor with dying green and red guns, or a sun microsystems LCD that weights 25lbs

Old CRT tvs

Top left is a little "action" brand tv, that I recently removed the shell on to have a cool little model of a crt since it was rather boring before

top right is a generic woodgrain RCA B&W one, not too exciting but was very cheap

middle left is the only trinitron I own with no problems. Also my least interesting trinitron but hey It's still pretty nice for free and a good item for art projects. same size as the monitor one

middle right is a funai one with built in VCR and carrying case, even comes with a car power adapter. Watched the blues brothers on a car trip and lain with a friend with this thing, decent tube too

bottom: At 26 inches it's the largest tv made in the world (in 1979 at least) failing capacitors give it that nice vertical line look on the left but it's barely noticable at times. Recently channel 2 and 3 have started to mess up too so it might die soon. The thickness of the tv actually makes the fireplace effect look pretty cool

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Imac G3

Drove to a different state with a friend (again) to buy another shitty crt thing, this time an old iMAC like the ones I used in elementary. His a lime color, mine a graphite, works perfectly fine too (besides a very loud drolling hard drive. Came with a disk for Kid Pix Deluxe

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IBM 5150

Got for basically free. Had to buy a new power supply, disk drives don't work, and a capacitor on a ram card exploded making quite the burn marks, but it came with a rare "baby" system/36 and it's exclusive adapter card, software, booklets, and massive printer (which also does not work) Had 2 model f's tho that feel great

Commodore sx-64

Bought this for $10 with an undiagnosed broken chip, replaced it for cheap and it works perfectly. Got an sd card reader too and it's fun to occasionally see what this thing can run

TRS-80 model 100

Tandy, powered by 4 double-As; the same as a gameboy, very smooth linear alps switches, found downstate at an antique store for $20, very, unique, computer
I don't think I've ever seriously used this thing

Mechanical keyboards

From top down, left to right:
Apple keyboard, IBM model F, apple extended keyboard, Omnikey ultra, Focus 2001, another model F at the top right, Zenith data systems board, blue badge terminal model M, Deltagold standard keyboard, smith corona semi-mechanical, and at the far left is the shell for an IBM M2, currently taken apart as the traces are all broken and I'm attempting to repair them. I also have a white badge ps2 model m I use on my main pc (typing with it right now!) and two battlecruiser model m's I rescued (one for parts since missing keys and very rusty internals) but can't test 'cause they use a bullshit din connector with abnormal spacing between the pins


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One of my abosulute favorite games of all time. It's a visual novel with really cool aesthetics, absolutely jammin chill music that you can just vibe to for hours, amazing characters that you get invested into from the eyes of a bartender, calming dialogue and overall atmosphere, everything about it is just so amazing and makes me feel safe. Best played while comfy in bed or when it's raining


Phoenix Wright but edgy. Ok but actually Danganronpa is a really good investigative and trial game that personally gave me more of a rush in trials than Phoenix Wright. It has a really cool and unique art style and the story is pretty good, I recommend playing the fan translated version on an actual psp system though PC is fine too


You're living under a rock if you havent heard of minecraft by now, but a recent resurgance in popularity of the game has got me to look back on it and how great it really is. Though I don't agree with all the new updates, Minecraft is a game with unlimited possibilities and will always have it's place for me with nostalgia


Portal takes the simple mechanic of being able to place 2 portals and creates a hella fun puzzle game with an amazing story around it. Fun to go back and see how fast you can complete chambers to just mess around. Portal 2 is extremely good too but the introductory game of the mechanics deserves this spot on my list

Grand Theft Auto 4

People are quick to dismiss this entry in the series because "the driving is bad", but the overall vibe you get from the city and the amazing story is more than enough to make up for any gripes you may have while handling a car. GTA V is fun to play for it's simplicity, almost like an arcade game, but GTA IV is one that will get you invested in the world around you and leave you questioning your decisions


Sometimes the simplest games are the most fun, and the simple falling block gameplay of tetris is timeless as I started playing on gameboy, but the modern executions such as Puyo Puyo Tetris or Tetris 99 are even more addicting to play. Genrally fun game for any occasion

LSD Dream Emulator

PS1 game made as art by a guy that didn't like video games, not a whole lot as far as gameplay but the trippy visuals and sound are worth giving it a try. My favorite soundtrack is Pit and temple Human D


and other video media

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Last Exile

The first anime I had ever watched, so I may be a little bias, but it has really good characters, story, art style, and it all takes place in a sort of futuristic almost steampunk world with all sorts of cool flying vehicles. It'll take a good amount of time on the wiki afterwards to fully understand everything but it's highly worth watching, despite a slow start into the main plot
Pros: story, characters, art style ​ ​ ​ ​ Cons: slowish start, 2000's cg isn't always the best, but still better than initial d's


Generic hot-rod-guy-enters-race-to-win-the-girl plot, but its how everything is presented that makes this movie great. Every inch of adrenaline that the characters are feeling you also feel, the sound, the animation , the sheer speed, everything you feel resonating directly to you. Not to mention it also has a kick ass funky soundtrack, and a truly amazing comic book animation style that actually pushed the company into bankruptcy. Give it a watch, it's worth it
Pros: Amazing emotion-filled animation and art style ​ ​ ​ ​ Cons: kinda slow middle and slightly generic story

Serial experiments lain

If you're on neocities there's a good chance you've heard of this one already. Confusing-ass mindfuck about the internet and how we're all connected and some little girl at the heart of it all, or something like that. Go watch it
Pros: can't really explain this one. if you like strange media it's for you

Other anime I have seen include,

Evangelion - quite likely the most popular anime I've seen and for good reason, giant robots and depression really vibe with a person

Persona 4 - persona 4 Golden was too much of a slog as far as rpg elements so I watched the anime instead, I like adachy

Kiki's delivery service - the classic ghibli film, feel good movie and much easier to understand than Howl's moving castle


Lemon Demon

A tumblr text post recommended me two trucks and ever since then i was hooked. Almost every song Neil creates is a banger in his own unique lemon demon style, and I highly recommend checking his songs out

Hatsune Miku

Hatsune Miku is a japanese voice synthesizer for making music, and her along with a wide array of other vocaloid allows for tons of different types of music to be created leading to what very well may be the most amount of songs using one "singer" I own a *totally legal* copy of her


A bunch of songs I've been piling into a playlist for a few years now can be found here, and a shorter playlist of songs I listen to more nowadays can be found here



This monstrosity is actually what made me inclined to make a website in the first place. I have no affiliation to them but the aura of this site spoke to me


This motherfucker, the self proclaimed "webmaster of", thinks he can make a better website than me, so after hours of his time he returned to me with this shit, this absolute flaming trash pile of a website with it's "aesthetically abstract" colors and constant vibrating slowly destroying my retinas. Fuck off, you can't beat twelve men

The BDSM test

In their words: "The BDSM Test is a fun and educational test to determine what kind of kinkster you are. It was founded in 2014 with as its main mission to make a simple, accessible test to help beginning kinksters determine which labels are or aren't suitable for them; and to be a fun experience for everyone taking it, beginners and experts alike."

Label generator

Cool site for generating text graphics that look like they were made with an old label maker. Used on the home page


Good site for making gif text with many textures and fonts. Used on various pages


Archive of tons of old gifs from old geocities sites. Pretty neat way to find some cool geocities sites or gifs that you might like or for your website


Very easy to use site for gif operations, making, cropping, overlaying, optimizing, and a lot more. A majority of the gifs on twelve men have been made with this


Other neocities (and misc) sites I enjoy, or that follow me, some buttons also found on the homepage sidebar. Do you have a button? Contact me!



This is probably one of the harder titles to recommend, as it is quite literally a hentai manga, but it uses this genre with overall amazing quality to create a heart-wrenching story that you won't soon forget

The fashion and deltagold pages can be found with the links at the top of the page
sorry that that needs clarification, the ui here is an absolute mess since I can't decide which one I want to use

The interests page is very graphics intensive,
sorry bout that if you have a slow internet connection
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