Come visit the Twelve Men facilities today! Tour rides starting at just five ninety nine, and only five ninety eight for children under 7! Fun for the whole familiy right off the highway in-

The television changes to static, adding more white noise to the car

That was the beta promotional video for the tour you're on right now! after test runs such as yourself we plan on opening it up to the entire public.
The screen loses connection once we start reaching depths such as this though..

thinking about it, you barely even remember how you got onto this tour in the first place, though somehow you remember going at your own will