That's not what you're here for though is it, the history of the site has a lot of info well, on the site itself

What you're really here for is a look at the facilities, and with good reason!

This is the first time we've opened our doors to the public, and you alone are are first patron, so no wonder you're in a desirable spot right now

You're probably getting bored of all this talk though, so let's stop, we've reached a vending machine