Movies

Love

Lesbian dogwood

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Mulholland Drive

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Enjoy

Operation Avalanche

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House (1977)

Funky old japanese horror movie about a group of friends going to spend some time at an aunt's house. The lighting and special effects give it a very charming vibe

Pink Flamingos

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Beyond the valley of the dolls

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Jennifer's body

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Thomas and the Magic Railroad

Some of the Diesel scenes unironically have the pacing of a nightmare. The plot is about a man and his stoner cousin running out of their "magic gold dust" and a dude that really wants to fuck a train

Inland Empire

Shot on a dvcam, basic digital effects and insane shots and pacing. Reminds me a lot of perfect blue but if I shot it in high school and it making even less sense. I think if David tried to make another movie they wouldn't let him

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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The AVGN Movie

Art? Encapsulates nerd culture. Unsure of how self aware it is but it did predict James selling out. Spoiler alert but it's like 1/3 a mecha-kaiju as well

Kickassia

Doug invades a micronation for real. Watched this the day after the AVGN Movie. Featuring a bunch of internet reviewers. The critic is self critical and their invasion falls apart pretty fast. Actually entertaining even though I don't know any of these people. They had fun at the time and it's nice that people do make projects like this

The Dirties

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Playtime

If The Holy Mountain is showing the evils in human systems, this is showing them with a smiley face :) The hustle and bustle never stops. Playtime for your eyes. and there were a couple comedic moments that really got me good

Bad Taste

Made by the same person that directed all the Lord of the Rings movies. It's a Rambo-style movie about some aliens that have come to earth to collect humans as food for their galactic fast food chain

Indifferent

Metropolis

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Mechanical Violator Hakaider

Found while looking at the wikipedia article for the yamaha Vmax. Lots of bike shots. Unique designs and the stop motion parts are pretty cool. Pretty basic antiauthoritarianism story but with an antihero protag

Party 7

The title sequence is animated by the same person that made Aeon Flux, and directed by someone that worked on the screenplay for Redline. I like the concept of gradually more people meeting in a hotel room, ensuing hijinx, but a lot of the jokes are kinda boring

Meh

Dragonball Evolution

I know nothing about dragonball but I'm treating everything in this as canon. It's extremely generic but the very-2010 cg effects were nice for the soul to see. It's also funny to see everyone call this guy Goku

Wicked City

Studio Madhouse. The animation is beautiful but the plot is of a cheezy 80s cop B movie. Because this is a cheezy 80s cop B movie. Someone I know described this as "penis monsters" I don't remember any of the plot

The Fifth Element

A little cheezy but also incredibly stylized? Any interesting character was written to make the manly-man main man appear more manly. He's kinda boring. The main enemy is a ball of evil. The opera part is the best scene and everyone knows it

Wild Wild West

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