Would you rather fuck a dragon or a car?

human characteristics and why I would choose car

At first a typical answer may tend toward dragon. For either top or bottom, a dragon may exude more welcoming features to one used to conventional human sex, especially when compared to a car. A dragon could be assumed to have similar features to a human, and therefore be more compatible, and result in a more pleasurable experience, as a direct equivalent of sexual organs on a car would be more rough and angular, such as a tailpipe or gearshift. Though the sexual experience with a dragon could also be seen as too extreme for a human body to handle, whether it be size or force, and one may choose the car due to its more tame and predictable nature.

This is an answer in part due to societal views of what sex is, and should be. Oxford Dictionary defines fucking as “...including specifically sexual intercourse” which in turn is defined as “sexual contact between individuals involving penetration...” There's a lot of pressure for sex to explicitly require penetration by default, that release is the end goal. It glosses over everything the participants have together. Their connection, their effort and love put in to be together, to even get to this moment. Sex is an engaging act between the participants, you feel each other, it has meaning deeper than just its core structure. It's a shared experience. It's intimate.

This question forces you to generalize in large part two groups. Features that are likely to be shared amongst a large enough amount of each population to make a decision off of them. This sidesteps factors other than species that one would consider in such a question, and important ones that someone may weigh with more significance than what can be boiled down to a specific group as a whole. While there's a lot of nuance to be held, there are some factors that are immutable, one of note being that cars are not alive.

Animacy is a large factor for a partner's ability to reciprocate feelings and react during intercourse. Communication is important and thus sex becomes an act of communication in of itself. A dragon could be seen as more equal to a human more than just physical characteristics, but intelligence and emotion as well. Cars all have their own uniquities and differences but it doesn't change the fact that none are alive. This begs the question as to if sex with a car would solely be for our own pleasure? Would it offer nothing more than a dildo could? There's a lot of variation, human craftsmanship, and mindset that goes into making a car, but that won't change set factors such as sentience, no matter how much love or care goes into the process. It almost leaves a feeling of pity towards the car? We're both a collection of matter but some chemicals make us more “real” than it, more alive?

Of a car: I find the industrial creation, then complacency and use, until eventual decay into rust and return to the earth, a kind of sympathetic reflection of ourselves. I have a lot of experience with cars. I've gotten rather intimate, gained muscle memory of how much force it takes to do certain things, exerting myself until I'm out of breath after spending a night in the garage. I care for them and, as an object designed as a tool, my care put in is reciprocated back through a more pleasant experience. Going for a cruise after a long day of wrenching and getting parts fixed up is a form of aftercare, for both of us. And driving, handling a car, means getting to know it, trusting each other, and pushing both of you to your full combined force as one.

I know a car isn't animate, so putting any sort of love into it would be functionally pointless, but what about me makes me any more deserving of love than a car? Is this just for my own pleasure? Sometimes I feel like a cold hunk of steel too, but getting warmed up together, breathing rhythmically in tune, feeling each other - it’s an event happening between two creatures. Two devices. Two things. Two things in this universe that are real and together. Does this mean any effort going into pleasing a car though is just a reflection of me, what I want? Is it because I see myself in the car or just as another extension of it as a tool? Am I selfish? I would still like to try. I would like to find out.

With this logic though, I am choosing to stay in the comfort of familiarity over making an effort towards something new, and indulging in my own self esteem and connection issues through something I see myself in. Giving it what I would want and instead putting effort there, with a desire for someone to one day do the same to me. The personification of the car is of myself. Through the avoidance of streamlined “ideal” sex I have found myself with my own ideal